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Two Poems
By Zachery Elbourne
February 11, 2019
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1. If I were any more ambidextrous I'd slap my own ass left handed
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Zachery Elbourne is a child of New Orleans currently living in Northampton, MA where they are an MFA Candidate at the UMass Amherst MFA for Poets and Writers. They are a reader and social media editor for jubilat literary journal and a co-founder and co-host of the Dead Bird reading series. They can be found on Instagram @zachery.elbourne.
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