1. If I were any more ambidextrous I'd slap my own ass left handed
Zachery Elbourne is a child of New Orleans currently living in Northampton, MA where they are an MFA Candidate at the UMass Amherst MFA for Poets and Writers. They are a reader and social media editor for jubilat literary journal and a co-founder and co-host of the Dead Bird reading series. They can be found on Instagram @zachery.elbourne.